Meet Alfonso Louis Perez. He comes by way of Sonia Sotomayor's Bronx hometown and by the looks of the flags, a fellow Puerto Rican. So who better to play the newly elected judge in a biopic? Well, Alfonso, duh. Here him reach...

Watch closely as Dallas Penn enlightens Rafi Kam (both hip-hop bloggers) on the finer points of Bronx bodega foodstuffs, and you'll never go hungry again. Who knew you could get crunchy, mini-donuts at two for one dollar?...