We always wondered what was white about that wedding. "Goth wedding" is a lot more accurate, and we're sticklers for clarity.

This is quite the revelation. We figured Cuba Gooding didn't have any friends; friends don't let friends make movies like Boat Trip. ZING! (Cue rimshot).  Black20s Michael Torpey co-stars in this touching friendship ballad.

Goth metal isn't for everyone, of course, as it tends to be loud, rude, and abrasive. If you do like your music that way, however, chances are you've heard of and probably like Cradle of Filth. Enjoy their new single, "The...