A math problem: Wranglers cost $20. These shorts are 1/5 the length of a normal pair of jeans. How much should they cost?
Answer: Brett Favre sucks.






...And win the rushing title with more than 2,000 yards, you goons.
No, we kid. Of course we mean run afoul of the law. Like Ohio St. QB Terrelle Pryor says, everybody kills people.
It won't be Billy Buffalo though, he's...



And Hall-of-Fame Vikings quarterback Fran Tarkenton. For you youngsters out there who don't know Tarkenton, he was a sight to behold. He was an an amazing quarterback, a legendary scrambler who threw for 47,000 yards and 342...

Prediction: Brett Favre will cost Minnesota a huge game with an ill-timed interception that keeps them from their first Super Bowl since 1977.
Either that, or he'll get injured and be a $12-million flop.
Beware the familiar...




