Yes, you read that headline correctly. Evidently a skydiver was making a jump over a Russian mountain range when he completely botched his ripchord pull. The result was a gross fall, though it was just cushioned enough by the...

...as clearly demonstrated by this shirtless man who puts that slogan to the test.  Thankfully he's surrounded by trained professionals who are used to this sort of thing.  Surely they've banned Red Bull in the plane by now.

(ATTENTION: NSFW) Danish skydiving topless beauties can sell ANYTHING, including a washing machine for $4,9999 krone.  We suddenly have an urge to get to Copenhagen and do a load of laundry. We need to after this ad. 

The beloved comedian jumps at 13,500 feet to kick off Chicago's 50th Air Show. He seems pretty calm before the leap; for someone who once busted the likes of Gozer and Zuul, skydiving may seem almost routine.

A skydiver jumps out of a plane, and the skydiver's lunch jumps out of his stomach. Warm, clean bathrooms are for pansies; it's all about extreme vomiting at 4000 feet.

Is it a flying squirrel? An airborne starfish? A less-than-sane human? Apparently, parachutes and skydiving are too tame for some, and the cool new thing is swooping over mountaintops using only a specially-designed bat suit...

Well, forget what we just said about the Amazonian swimmer. At least he didn't start by jumping out of a freaking plane. That's what this GrindTV entry to the 2007 Darwin Awards tried, en route to a jetskiing outing. Because...