Whether you actually did or did not throw a live frog into a giant pot of boiling water to prove one of your lametastic lullibies Mr. Beck, we have nothing left to say. WHERE'S PETA?!
Okay, okay. So it was just a stunt. ...


Exclusive footage of Ronald McDonald (Dick) talking with the legendary Jiminy Glick (Short). Apparently, Ronald hates chickens as much as Andy Dick loves cocaine.
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IT'S A LOT.


In a shocking abuse of power, Barack Obama viciously murdered a fly last week. It raised the hackles of Jeff Goldblum (a.k.a. The Fly) who feels his 65,000,000 year old little buddies deserve better than the cruel fate of...


In a remarkable development, a Russian scientist is growing meat in a petri dish using tissue culture. Why? We hope it's because the Frankenmeat will help cure Third World starvation, and not because those meat-beaters at...


We admit that the chicks in this video are smokin' hot, but the whole vegetable thing is a turn-off. Seriously, PETA, you can't make vegetables sexy. And we want to know who is funding these so-called "studies" that salad-...




