Paris Hilton may have had a truly frightening Halloween if reports are true that her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt choked her in a limo after the two left Heidi Klum's party. Nice to see America's biggest sex symbols dating such...

Top-seeded teams normally don't puke all over themselves in the first round of the NHL playoffs...unless they play in San Jose. Anaheim is up 2-0, and history is on their side.

If you've seen Eminem's "8 Mile," you know the seen we're alluding to with this ridiculous video of a chump choking on his lyrics during a battle rap. Forget choking, this dude can't even talk, let alone rap. The look on...

The irony in this video is so thick, it's nearly asphyxiating. Even if you're an actor, it probably isn't a good idea to pretend to be choking while eating or else you really may end up suffocating on a seemingly harmless...