But not before Paul Krugman apologized to Colbert for winning the Nobel Prize in Economics. It's about time somebody repents for winning a Nobel Prize when there are more deserving candidates alive and well (for now). Next...

At least that's what the "Atone Phone" is suppose to be for. Sorry, Stephen. Stewart isn't calling to apologize for stealing your Emmy, he's trying to reach 1-888-MOSS-LEW, the first name in Jewish peat. 

We wanted to present you with a gift for the Jewish holidays to take your troubled mind off of the ominous omnipresent voice of O.J. Simpson. We thought some grandfatherly words from a kindly old gent would do the trick. But...

But we did go out on a limb and say that if Stephen Colbert didn't win an Emmy, his outrage would ensure that we'd be the big comedic winners. That's not something we need to apologize for, so we won't be calling Colbert's...