You might think that the lunatic personalities of these women are what does it, but you'd be wrong.  The answer, in fact, is Pauly Shore.  At least this young man has the option of skipping the more painful aspects of...

And we learn some interesting facts along the way: everyone in Los Angeles is over-educated, Dems rule, Ron Paul supporters won't rat out illegal family members and Bill Maher wants to re-knock up little Juno. Eww.

What happens when a bunch of Angeleno wannabe famous types (sorry, redundant) get rejected asking Tony Hawk to star in their movie? Let's just say they may not get their big-name guest star, and they may not get famous, but...