Notorious singer R. Kelly doesn't need to make sense to retain his fanbase. Skin starts in a stairwell, moves underwater, to a stage on fire, and of course, into the bedroom. Admit it; you keep waiting for him to do something...

Nope, this isn't the Jerry Springer show. It's the premise of the French ad "Fight for Kisses" created to sell Wilkinson Quattro Titanium razors and blades. This truly is a sign that the shaving guys are all out of ideas,...