You know, in the middle of a recession, someone might want to mention to the Yankees that tickertape doesn't come free. Maybe it had just been too long since New York won its last title for the team and its corporate fans to...

Witness the 1991 Major League tryout of one Alex Rodriguez (yes, the little guy).  Mets fans should enjoy viewing this young man's attempt at running, hitting, and getting a needle in his butt.  (An oldie but goodie, timely...

The New York Mets' Luis Castillo! With the New York NLers an out away from an intra-city win against the Yankees, Castillo muffed one of the easiest pop-ups you'll ever see, costing the Mets the game and Castillo his dignity....

Why bother being poor, yet faithful and honest, when all around you people are using proven techniques that bring in oodles of residual income simply by cheating the system?  You can use sex to get paid more, steal money out...

Word on the street is that Kate Hudson and A-Rod had a make-out session after a Yankees win. Later, Hudson was spotted outside of A-Rod's apartment. We're sure there's a joke/metaphor involving sex and baseball, but it eludes...

A wild lifestyle involving public affairs with baseball players may draw a strange admiration in some places, but officials in Malawi are unimpressed with Madonna's frivolous behavior. These "rumors" may stop Madge from...

If the juice makes him funnier, Dave should load up on the testosterone, just like a squirrel and his nuts. 

No matter how big or strong he gets, Alex Rodriguez still pretends there's a Friendly's at home plate.

A number of the questions were actually better, but Alex Rodriguez's opening statement was still pretty full of revelations. An unnamed cousin introduced him to, provided and covered up his steroid use? Who is this guy! And...

When A-Rod and his wife split to date rock stars, the future looked bright for the Yankees' third baseman. Cut to Rodriguez's admission of steroid use, and suddenly Cynthia looks much more supportive than Madonna. Where will...

Alex Rodriguez's steroids confession has spiralled into new territory, and everyone, not least of all his Yankees teammates and manager, are having to deal with it. On Thursday, General Manager Brian Cashman and manager Joe...

This phony joke interview is only a bit less asinine than the one in which Alex Rodriguez claimed Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts tried to break into his house where his "two daughters sleep at night."

A-Rod, you sir,

All of the nation's moralists are up in arms over A-Rod's steroid confession...THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

We think the scandal is fantastic and kids should kick back and enjoy it. Revisiting Biff and Alex's rubdown is totally...

You want to feel sorry for someone with this whole A-Rod steroids debacle? We can't believe we're saying this, but maybe we should feel a little sorry for Derek Jeter. Clearly, the guy is sick of having to address A-Rod...

We debated what section of the "Alex Rodriguez Confessional" to post, and eventually we decided against breaking it up because, quite frankly, it's just too culturally significant. So here's the third section of A-Rod's...