"If only this were real!" - Michael Caruso

We couldn't have said it any better, boss.

Howcast has finally taken their cheeky "how-to" meme into the realm of straight up sexual pandering.  This handy guide will show you how to spot a real boob from a fake one...Not that you need any such tips. We're just...

This guy has been practicing a juggling act his whole life just to make it big on the internet.  Now, his time has finally come!  Seriously, though, don't be fooled.  That's not real German he's speaking.

Howard Stern "revealed" Beyonce's unmixed vocals during a morning show concert as being, to put it bluntly, terrible. The recording was soon revealed as fake, proving once again that Beyonce is fantastic and Howard Stern...

With Valentine's Day approaching, take time to talk to the little person in your life about the most dangerous of the playground diseases.  Please... before it's too late.

If you're a great magazine, you get the precious interviews with stars like Scarlett Johansson. If you're the UK side of Cosmpolitan, you make up quotes by stars like Scarlet Johansson. Smells like a lawsuit in the air.

Here's a great looking viral ad for some new phone coming out in Korea or something.  We're reminded of the never-ending fountain of knowledge, the Tree House of Horror episode from The Simpsons.  This is the point Matt...

Here's their first attack on humanity.  This clip is proof positive of a staged viral vid, as the director screams: "Action, Zorb!...Action, Colleen!"  Why even bother?  It's so much better believing that this girl is trying...

Despite the fact that the newly engaged couple has kept mum about pregnancy, they went public with their pregnancy spoof last month. In a You Tube video, Simpson and Wentz talk about making the world a better place by...

Can it be true? Does a sex tape of Marilyn Monroe actually exist? A private collector has chosen to sell a tape of the legendary sex symbol giving oral pleasure on an unidentified but very lucky man for $1.5 million dollars....

If you thought Guitar Hero was giving wanna-be musicians and overinflated sense of achievement, watch this. Now all you have to do is flutter your silly little arms all over the place, and beautiful music comes out, perfectly...

Credit funnyordie.com for this clever Hillary spoof, which requires viewers to read between the lines and accuses him of some outlandish-and obviously untrue-things like shooting Martin Luther King, Jr. and--gasp--canceling "...

Taken at a recent meeting between the Society for more Spandex and the Association of Collective Trailer Homes, this audition tape for "American Gladiators" sums up why the rest of the world thinks the USA is made up of fat,...

You'll never need to not nap again with these stay-awake glasses! It's easy! All you need is tape, glasses and a photo of your eyes. You can make faces like a maniac and drive unconscious like this longhaired dude.

Ingrid Marie Rivera the winner of the Puerto Rico Miss Universe contest claims that her fellow contestants tried to sabotage her with pepper spray. The police haven't been able to find any traces of the chemical on her...