Actor Dennis Hopper took ill while promoting his new show Crash and was taken to the hospital with "flu-like symptoms." Before we start tossing around the word "swine," let's not forget Hopper has exposed himself to lots of...

Okay, not really. Still, as far as funny potshots go, this was a pretty good one, as 50 Cent dares to listen to Fat Joe's new album and suffers brain damage as a result.

When your time comes, hopefully you've prepared a statement as profound as this father.  Hopefully you also have some better timing with it.

When it was first revealed that Mischa Barton was involuntarily hospitalized, her stay was supposedly 72 hours long. That time has passed, and now rumors are swirling that Barton tried to kill herself after a three-day...

While she was supposed to be at a premiere for her new movie Homecoming, TV star Mischa Barton was escorted by police to a psych ward, where she was held involuntarily for 72 hours. No word on what brought the star to this...

Angelina's drama on the set of Salt continued when the famous starlet suffered a bump to the head while filming an action sequence. After a brief trip to the hospital, she quickly returned to filming, starving herself and...

It wasn't so long ago Hasselhoff went viral with an embarrassing clip of rampant drunkeness. Now, rumors are swirling that the 'Hoff was rushed to the hospital suffering from alcohol poisoning. Hopefully, the wagon won't be...

The infamous Octomom has her entire family at home at last. The smallest of the eight babies, Jonah, is now able to gain body mass by himself. It's interesting to consider that the world started hating Nadya Suleman before...

Ryan Moats is a running back for the Houston Texans. You may not have heard of him, but he's a solid contributor to the solid No. 2 team in the Lone Star state. Well, evidently that's not enough to make him a recognizable...

The OctoMom train keeps on-a-rolling with news now that she has fired the free nannies provided to her after lugging a couple of kids home from the hospital. Non-profit group Angles in Waiting say she’s a bad mom who just...

British actress Natasha Richardson is in critical condition after a skiing accident in Montreal. She suffered a very serious head injury, and will be laid up in the hospital for a while as rumors fly furiously on the internet...

Last Saturday, the America’s Next Top Model audition in New York City put two people in the hospital, got three people arrested after some joker screamed “bomb” in reaction to a car overheating. Perhaps it was the excitement...

Ed McMahon was hospitalized in intensive care last weekend. The culprit is pneumonia, the most unwelcome visitor an 85-year-old can ask for. The outlook isn't favorable, and doctors speculate that it may not be long before he'

Soon after everyone fawned over the fact that Nadya Suleman gave birth to eight babies at once, they naturally took to a serious backlash when they found out it was on purpose and woman is a single mom with no job - oops! N...

As if this person wasn’t hurt enough to begin with, this makeshift ambulance makes absolutely sure he’s going to really need a hospital now. And by the looks of it, so does the impostor EMT.