In today's edition of "OMG, no WAY!", Paris Hilton admits that men use her for sex and money. She calls out old boyfriends who have hurt her in the past, especially Rick Solomon, who made and displayed a certain sex tape on...

Paris Hilton and Prince William... together? No, says Paris, who still maintains that her heart belongs to Benji Madden. Still, even a brief meeting is enough to send rumors flying about a possible royalty position for the...

Only a night after the official debates ended, Paris Hilton revealed her pick for Vice President: pop superstar Rihanna. We won't be sure how they would do in the debates, but they've got to be the sexiest ticket since Grover...

Now that Paris Hilton has been pushed into the presidential race by John McCain's ads, she's sought out the advice of the greatest president of our time: The West Wing's Martin Sheen. Sheen seemed befuddled by her questions,...

Is it just us, or does Paris Hilton seem.... mature?  Anyway, she teams up with some of the stars from the film Wall Street to develop her fake candidacy for president.

Thanks to Paris Hilton's new show I Want to Be Paris' New Best Friend, even you have a shot at hanging out with the nation's leading heirhead. At least until you get pregnant and run off with a musician. That's hot.

The biggest comedic celebrities around team up to give your children advice for the return to school, from elementary to college.  We like Louis C.K.'s advice the best.

Sarah Palin may be stealing the hearts and minds of social conservatives everywhere, but the big question some YouTubers are apparently asking is, what about Paris Hilton? The socialite, who stunned Americans recently with...

Who knew Rosemary Watson, the former Hillary impersonator, had an absolutely smokin' bod? We sure didn't. But here she is in a one-piece swimsuit channelling Cindy McCain and rebuttling Paris Hilton's "bid" for the presidency....

The makers of National Lampoon's Pledge This! are suing star and executive Paris Hilton for not sufficiently promoting their terrible flop, for which she was paid $1 million. You mean we can actually sue Paris Hilton for all...

Using the momentum from her hilarious attack on John McCain, Paris' new handbag line looks to be a big hit. In this interview, Ms. Hilton quotes "confidence" as the main factor behind her success, and the heiress certainly...

The day Paris Hilton comes up with the most reasonable theory on how to deal with the energy crisis is the day...Well, it's today actually. See you at the debates, bitches. Little Pink Houses for you and me sounds hot, doesn'...

John McCain, see what you've done? As if Paris Hilton wasn't busy enough, she's taken her appearance in McCain's recent attack ad on Barack Obama seriously and announced her apparent candidacy for President. Now, she's gone...

According to Stephen Colbert, he did. It's the unwritten gay subtext in the McCain's campaign new ad, Celeb. It's dead-on. Britney, Paris and Barack are all Constitutional law scholars, and all three have put out bubble-gum ...

What do the fine people in the Los Angeles Police Department worry about? According to police chief William Bratton, paparazzi are far less trouble now that Britney's "wearing clothes," Paris is out of town ("thank God") and...