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Congrats Danyelle Sargeant: This is How You Get Fired

Cameron Smith — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

So, you've never seen the epic ESPNews video that led to Danyelle Sargeant's unceremonious dismissal? Well, it's your lucky day. Just sit back and brace yourself for the "f bomb". Seriously, brace yourself, because it's coming, and it's loud. We promise.

Danyelle Sargeant, Sideline Reporter No More

Cameron Smith — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Danyelle Sargeant was brought on to FOX Sports as a sideline reporter after she was unceremoniously dropped from ESPNews for dropping an f-bomb on live TV. Well, she's been unceremoniously dropped again, this time for a similarly awkward gaffe, though this one was based solely on ignorance. In the first sideline interview of new 49ers coach Mike Singletary, Sargeant asked him what it was like to call mentor Bill Walsh after he was hired. That was wrong for two reasons: 1) Walsh wasn't Singletary's mentor (Singletary was a Bear under Mike Ditka, never a 49er), and more importantly, 2) Walsh is dead. Oops, she did it again!

Now THAT is Get Away From the Cops Speed!

Cameron Smith — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Chris Johnson is fast, but "Get away from the cops," speed? Seems a bit over the top, no? Particularly for a guy like Chris Johnson, who comes from, how should we say, the kind of neighborhood where some kids actually do run from the cops. Makes you wonder what would have happened if Gus Johnson were white, doesn't it?

Tyler Hansbrough's Commercials Make Him Look Awfully Autistic

Cameron Smith — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

You know how Tyler "Psycho T" Hansbrough always gave off a little bit of that autistic vibe? Well, let's just say that his early forays into television advertisements do little to dispell that notion. All we can say is "Wow."

Wait, Hansbrough Had an Acting Coach?

Cameron Smith — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Ok, not really. But in the incredibly hilarious, bizarre basketball-tinged world of J.E. Skeets, author of 'The Basketball Jones', a Hollywood consultant (cough, J.E. Skeets, cough) was called in to teach Hansbrough the perfect way to say "Wow." There's only one thing to say about this clip, too, and we're betting you know what it is. Here's a hint: It rhymes with "cow."

Reebok: The Shoes for Nice, Well, You Know

Cameron Smith — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Maybe you've noticed, but Reebok, once second only to Nike in the sneaker wars, has fallen a bit off the radar. And by "bit," we mean to the land of LA Gear. Well, you'll be happy to know that Reebok has a marketing plan to turn things around: Their shoes will give you a great butt. Really. We're not making any of this up. Just check out this ad, which has been slowly circulating around the country. At least they're giving those of us with male anatomy a nice cameo, huh?