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Big Bird Dishes on Other Sesame Street Characters

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

If you don't get a warm feathery fuzzy watching Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Big Bird about life on Sesame Street, then...

We don't want to believe people like that exist. They're phantoms, like Mr. Snuffleupagus.

He doesn't Google, but his uncle gobbles. Take it away B.I.G. Bird..

Al Gore is a Formidable Opponent

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Gore & Colbert vs. Gore & Colbert...Who ya got?

In one corner, we have former vice president Al Gore, author of Our Choice, a book explaining why the rate of global warming means Colbert may soon need gills.

In the other corner, we have Nobel Prize winner Al Gore, author of Our Choice, detailing why the green revolution will be good for both the economy and for people who can't swim.

It's too late. Screw it. We're headed to the Hustler Club.

We Weep For Gay Lobsterman

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Up in Maine (aka America's freak show), the pro-gay marriage vote was dropped into a boiling post off water, screamed to be set free, died, then was dipped in butter and served up for the sanctity of the asshats who scared folks with the "homosexual agenda" means your kids will want to have gay sex thing...

A strained lobster metaphor? Perhaps. But nowhere near as strained as the idea that scary gay sharks will turn their anti-gay feelings into some type of world where it will be uncouth to speak ill of the queers.

Pahk the Cah up Yah Ahrse, Loo-Sahs!

Lobstermen Weigh In on Gay Marriage

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Bobbing up and down in a thick fog during long hours at sea...

Who needs the government to make it official?

Time to make some chowdah. Mmmm...creamy.

Dear Aquaman Featuring Tim Gunn

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Sometimes, Aquaman gets called away to fight with the fishes; Those Somali pirates aren't going to capture themselves. In his place, Tim Gunn answers all your questions about water-proof wigs and famous lesbians.

So That's Why the Phillies Lost..

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

Bad Karma.

Damn Phillie Phanatic. You never should have swindled the money of your fellow mascots in a Ponzi scheme.

Have you and your furry green body no shame?

Some Scot Reads Aloud From Another Scot's Book

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST

We don't quite get the Gerard Butler thing, but his Scottish accent does wonders for Craig's cocaine-fueled years, so Failte! actor guy.