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Florida Trailer Park Whore Pale Ale

Alberto Luperon — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

Since Budweiser sold itself to foreigners, we have been looking for a real American beer to spend our Thursday nights with. Our search is over.

Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African-Americans

Austin Keenan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

Half-witted taste-makers have labeled Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama as "elitist." It's an attack the McCain camp has seconded. The side effect of this label, however, is that it shows us just how far African-Americans have come in American society. Dr. Martin Luther King would be proud to see a black man on the playing field as Warren Beatty.

Snapple Facts Makes Man Snap!

Austin Keenan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

You'd think sitting around Snapple's corporate offices making up the fun little facts underneath the cap would be a cool job. However, the life of the Snapple-fact-writers is high-strung, paranoid and downright ugly. Upright Citizens Brigade shows us the truth.

Scream Engine IV, Episode I

Alberto Luperon — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

The kingdom of Battledom is in danger, the princess has been kidnapped, and bats are everywhere. Everywhere! Now, it is up to a young prince with a giant axe to save the day. Seriously, though, this series from Harriss and Matt looks very promising.

Catch Your Dinner at the Discount Seafood Warehouse

Sean Gentille — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

Check out this fake ad for a "local" Boston market. No, not that one. The other one, with the day old cod. Mmmmm...expired flounder.

McCaingels: Episode 1

Sean Gentille — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

What if John McCain had a team of girls who did his dirty work for him? It's a novel concept, but it presupposes that McCain can operate a telephone. That, frankly, is a logistical leap we cannot endeavor.

Speedo Tuxedo

Alberto Luperon — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

Witness the beginning of a new, exciting, buddy cop show. Black tie required.

YouTube in 1985

Austin Keenan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

You probably never realized that YouTube has been around a lot longer than streaming video technology. In fact, YouTube has existed almost as long as the radio star has been dead.

Damn Those Pesky Witches

Alberto Luperon — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

Exhibit A as to why our ancestors hated witches.

Kung Poo

Sean Gentille — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT

Kung Fu is one of select few dork standbys we don't engage in. Thankfully, BWE.tv's Sara Schaefer can't say the same. She seen her fair share, and it's taught her one thing--whether hero or villain, every Kung Fu character really needs to take a dump.