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Domain Name Dollar Store!

Sean Gentille — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

We're thinking of paying a visit to this guy and registering ZeeDailyToob.com. We lose a lot of traffic to people who enter that in their browsers by mistake.

When Craig Met Sarah

Patrick Sauer — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

In June 2007, Craig Ferguson still wasn't a true red-blooded American, but he was a true honorary citizen...of Alaska. As Palin the naughty librarian (Craig's words, not ours Mrs. VP) points out, it's beautiful in Alaska and "the sun shines around the solstice." Amazingly, this is also the new slogan of the McCain/Palin ticket.

McCaingels: Episode 2

Sean Gentille — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

Next up for Johnny's girls: catching Obama in a compromising situation... or, maybe just throwing a bag of cocaine at the foot of a black campaign volunteer and taking a picture.

Rare Marilyn Monroe Footage Uncovered

Michael Reyes — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

Some lucky naval officer was invited onto the set of Some Like It Hot by Marilyn Monroe and managed to capture some great moments in film history. The short film will be auctioned later this month.

Rage Against the Machine - Live at the Republican National Convention)

Michael Reyes — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

When the police (predictably) shut down Rage Against the Machine's performance at the Republican National Convention, lead singer Zack de la Rocha took a megaphone for a mini-acapella concert. Considering RatM gets shut down for inciting riots among potheads and drunkards, did they think that the RNC wouldn't try to shut them down?

Security Guards Beat Man, Spark Soccer Riot

Nadia Oxford — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

When a free spirit (a.k.a. random nutjob) runs onto the field during a soccer game, the security guards take him down and school him. Seconds later, the players and spectators pour onto the field to show them how it's done. Who says soccer isn't a tough guy sport?

McCain Accepts GOP Nomination

J.P. Mangalindan — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

Arizona Senator John McCain officially accepted the GOP's presidential nomination last night before an enthusiastic audience in St. Paul, Minnesota, explaining his qualifications ("I don't work for a party. I don't work for a special interest. I don't work for myself. I work for you."), touching upon foreign policy and the economy, and comparing himself to Barack Obama. "I've worked with members of both parties to fix problems that need to be fixed," he said. "I have that record and the scars to prove it. Obama does not."

The NFL: It's Baaaaaack!

Cameron Smith — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:31:42 EDT

But you already knew that, right? After all, haven't we ALL spent the past seven months waiting for the NFL to get rolling again? Well, it's only fitting that the Giants would get the ball rolling again this year, and that they'd dismantle a poorly prepared rival -- Washington -- behind another handful of magical plays from Eli Manning, with both his arm and his legs.