Calm down, ladies. There are 7 billion people in the world, and more than enough babies for you both to share.

Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg star in Saturday Night Live's take on the new Fast and Furious movie. We won't ruin it by telling you the title, but let's just say it's not the typical Vin Diesel action flick...

When Stephen Colbert talks about the global financial crisis and the stock market, things get funny. When he mixes in some shirtless Matthew McConaughey, things get funnier. When he looks at a graph and commands Jimmy to "now...

Imagine Bill O'Reilly crying. That's Glenn Beck in a nutshell.

Colbert rips Beck apart in this hilarious segment, which we beg you to watch and watch again.

Rush Limbaugh threatens to leave New York because of possible higher income taxes under Obama. Stewart's response: "Hell ya! We've been trying to do this for years!"

Jon shows us some silly hooks that TV anchors use to get us, the audience, to stick around. For example, Wolf Blitzer, while discussing the AIDS epidemic, says: "And find out where the virus is spreading here in the United...

Is it just us, or does Jimmy Fallon love drinking on air? He drank during beer pong with Serena Williams, he drank a Guinness with the Guinness brewmaster, and now he sips a manly "Bijou" with Rachel Maddow. So far, it's just...

Bonobos live he sweet life; these monkeys resolve their problems through sex. Hmm, what's a better conflict resolution tactic--intercourse or guns? And they say we are smarter than the animals!

Jimmy Kimmel plays a dirty bit from Bill O'Reilly's erotic novel, Those Who Trespass, which is suddenly available as a book on tape. It's hard not to feel a bit embarrassed while watching grandmas react to O'Reilly's plea to "

In this weekly feature, Kimmel (i.e. the people who work for him) bleep out the appropriate. The results [bleep] for themselves.

Spare eight minutes for a crazy Scot! It's been awhile since we've posted a Ferguson monologue, and this one from Monday is classic. He offers tidbits of wisdom such as "in the '70s, disco balls are what we got from wearing...

Jimmy Fallon invites the Guinness brewmaster on the program to demonstrate how to pour the ideal pint. It's a beautiful process, and for those of us with Irish blood, it makes us so proud. Watch the art then impress your...

John Oliver takes to the streets to interview some inebriated uh, protesters, on St. Patrick's Day. Evidently, getting smashed and talking bailout policy don't mix. Hey, nobody ever said New Yorkers were boring.

John Oliver: "Why would Obama stop the War on Science? It's the one war that's actually working."

After Obama reverses Bush's ban on federal funding for stem cell research, Oliver has some choice words for the President. Also,

Is your day lacking some marginally funny aristocratic jokes, a haughty British accent, and some horse teeth? If so, this video is for you, as Ferguson nails "The King of Late Nite," Prince Charles.