A fairly straight rendition of an unintentionally funny song by a bunch of talented comedians. Mind = blown.  Must watch till at least 3:36...

Periods are a problem when you date a vampire. The fact that Twilight fans are old enough to have periods is another problem.

A math problem: Wranglers cost $20. These shorts are 1/5 the length of a normal pair of jeans. How much should they cost?

Answer: Brett Favre sucks.

Is that movie coming out soon or something? We were unaware.

This would be a good time to make a joke about Zach Galifianakis' interview with these guys being slightly less awkward than their work thus far on The Tonight Show. That would be too easy though.

Just like the beer commercials and wacky morning zoo DJs say, men like meat. These guys like it enough to go Lord of the Flies in their backyard.

Nice appearance by Smikowski from Office Space.

Is anyone else bummed that he didn't eat it?

It's the footage that the former Miss California filmed and discussed specifically to someday make her famous never wanted you to see.

Vehicular Whamslaughter...

...we'll see ourselves out.

This guy lives in a corn maze. Maybe Jon Gosselin can move in with him.

One of our greatest contributions to TheDailyTube has been the "self deprecation or self promotion?" tag. That, sadly, may need to be retired. This douchebag has blurred the lines THAT completely. Does this even count as...

World-famous former luge Olympian Guntram Müller will have your body feeling like Friday night, or, as the Germans say...

[googles]

...Freitag Nacht!

Nick Kroll doesn't have a sensitive side...

...he IS THE SENSITIVE SIDE.

We assumed the whammy would lose its child and spark national mayhem, but this'll do.

Maybe the best testament to the greatness of George Carlin: Michael Ian Black spoke seriously in his honor. Check out this short video of some great standups discussing the legend.