While the song title suggests something of the industrial goth, Rammstein variety, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin couldn't sound any less like the darkness the song title conjures. Instead we're bombarded with happy-go-

Boy, do we ever feel bad for this guy. Not only does his soon-to-be wife have a horrible fashion sense (see: her dress), but she sings like a donkey. Yeah, dude, you're going to be listening to this for years. Watch the...

If we didn't fail French 101, we might have a vague idea of how annoying this student really is, and why his laptop deserves punishment. From the looks of it, the romance language has lost its loving feeling.

Ten thousand years of burning in hell can make a former angel a little bitter. Case in point: the Devil. Seriously, the dude is full of hate. In this particular instance, his hate is directed towards those of you jogging in...

This might not sound that exciting, but when you compress an hour of footage into 82 seconds it looks like a swarm of terrorist ants storming your village. It's quite scary the appetite these little buggers have, so umm, good...

It's definitely not cool when your girlfriend goes behind your back and puts your video on Break.com, so we kinda understand why this dude wants to give his girl a hefty smack in the butt. Doing it and putting it on the web,...

Well, we thought we already knew why you don't hit a girl, but this guy just reinforced it. Vigilante justice rules!

Canadian teenage wonder punks Tokyo Police Club take a trip, er, back to High School in the first video for their long awaited debut LP. From the looks of it these hallway hooligans are damn comfortable in their size 9...

In a show of true patriotism, George Bush has conceded his presidential powers, after realizing that his approval ratings were accurate and he was indeed one of the worst presidents in the history of our fine nation. Psyche!...

This video is a day late but certainly not a dollar short. This instant classic from the guys at Break.com will surely keep you busy at work for the rest of the month. The best part: you won't even have to pretend like you're...

WGN thinks its funny to talk smack about our cousin, Joe Bob, from Texas. Seriously, Juan Carlos, who are you to berate our country cousin? Who cares if cousin Joe Bob has a penchant for weed and psychedelics? There still...

From the looks of this slo-mo video, kids walking through the foggy grey streets of England with pinwheels in their hands are bound to get caught up in "lightning trails of human lust." Not sure exactly what that means, but...

Roisin Murphy's uncanny ability to transform herself is so astounding that there that we sometimes forget we're looking at the same sweet Irish lass. With truly Bowie-esque chameleon quality, Murphy's music is a perfect hodge-

"Super Obama Girl," Amber Lee Ettinger, has been super-active this week. Previously, she was telling Hillary to "stop!" Now, she's attacking Hills for spinster tactics at the polling stations. As the Democratic party looks...

As Kim Jong-il likes to get sloppy on Hennessy, this Korean drummer likes his lounge rock with a hint of John Bonham and Keith Moon theatrics. Seriously, someone needs to tell this guy his enthusiasm, while seemingly genuine,...