The 2008 election is finally ready for its Broadway debut. Critics took it to be demeaning when John McCain referred to Barack Obama as "that one" but this genius interpretation reveals that John is secretly smitten with his...

It's been a wild and humorous ride with Fun with War Crimes over the past few months. And now, it's judgment day. The trial comes to a close with a grand finale that makes the Olympics looks like a kindergarten pageant. 

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Even if you're planning on voting for the McCain-Palin ticket, you're going to be embarassed by this clip. As some McCain supporters grow increasingly frustrated and angry about the prospect of losing, their worst instincts...

Has America produced a man angrier than John McCain himself?  This video is witness to what is becoming a staple at McCain rallies: a man who is seemingly so angry about Obama, Pelosi, and Democrats that he actually...

If the election were a game show (instead of a reality show), the Democrats would have even less to worry about. Paired with a frustrated Colin Powell, Sarah Palin picks a political category while playing the "$800 Billion...

This is a serious look at some eye-witness accounts of John McCain losing his cool in several situations. Allegations of hitting women, harassing his peers, and using harsh and sometimes inappropriate language are cited. We...

Pay special attention to this public service announcement (reportedly from Clemson University) that asks you not to get too drunk, take your clothes off, vandalize property, and publicly embarrass yourself and your friends. ...

If you want to get as many women in your house as possible, make sure to follow this man's sage kitchen advice.  Try to see past the rough-around-the-edges explanation of how to stock your fridge, because only a wise man...

Having a depressed economy isn't ALL bad.  It prompted political blasphemers BarelyPolitical.com to dress a dude in a bear suit and have him walk around Manhattan's financial district with a couple of babes in bikinis.  Bears?...

You own multiple game systems, and have been diligently waiting to decide which one is going to be graced with the highly anticipated Star Wars: Force Unleashed.  Well, if Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation review for the Wii edition...

In more ways than one!  A polite officer ignores the driver's issues with the chief of police and the municipal judge and goes about his municipal duty. That's Failure #1. What happens next is viral video magic.  Failures #2...

During this trying autumn, The Onion News Network will keep a vigilant watch on the dangers of the changing season and the effects it may have on our lifestyle.  If you thought raking leaves was going to be the worst this...

This weekend, don't try introducing this morbid game to your friends.  They might think it's kind of weird... and that's an understatement!  We've all had fun mimicking our parents before, but this goes a little further than...

This investigative team has the moxie to get to the bottom of Hollywood's most enduring mysteries.  Today's open case:  Cameron Diaz's new hairdo.  The forensics team cracks it wide open by revealing the truth behind her...

In a debate that kept both candidates rocking back and forth between talking points and moderate aggression, the one moment everyone's talking about is when John McCain referred to Barack Obama as "that one." It's a moment...