Yes, we're hoping upon hoping what you're hoping too. But we don't want to jinx it. We'll simply tune into Saturday Night Live in the hopes that a certain bespectacled TV-comedy-writerly sexpot morphs into another certain...

The mega-bestseller from Sarah Palin has a mind of its own. It doesn't play by your conventional rules, it does what it thinks is best for the country, at least the part where igloos be. Going Rogue isn't afraid to take out a...

They do share that sordid past...

By the way, our contribution to the "Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin Book" would be:

#1a.) She quit writing it halfway through, last 172 pages blank. 

It was on Oprah...sort of. 

Palin's a quitter who loves unprotected sex. 

Huh. Maybe she is a real American after all. 

So far, our favorite moment of the Going Rogue media blitz was when Palin labeled the AP "opposition research" on her Facebook page. And what exactly is the AP guilty of? Fact-checking her work. 

What else do you expect from ...

We hear you loud and clear, little bookworms. 

We'd much rather drive a sword into our hearts and jump into a volcano filled with sharks than read Palin's memoir too. 

You know why you can't stand the sight of her, right? 

Because you're an elitist who can't handle a real American who kills stuff with her bare hands in her God-fearing state of Alaska.

If you find her unlikable because she...

Could you take your eyes off the hot soccer chicks fighting for one second and take a look at the living breathing boozing piece of irony that is a guy who gets a DUI while dressed as a breathalyzer? 

We thought you'd like...

Last Saturday, the New York Times raised some eyebrows with its frontpage story about how many times the word "douche" has been uttered on network TV this fall. 

76 if you're keeping score. 

Just go ahead and make the joke...

As one who was raised Catholic, attended Catholic school for 12 years, Marquette University for four years, and spent a year doing volunteer work for the church, all there is to be said is...

You missing the point.

Jesus...

Hold on there just a minute. Are you telling us that there's a Toy Hall-of-Fame and that they've recently inducted ball? To proudly sit alongside stick and cardboard box?

Eff Santa and his North Pole workshop! We're off to...

If we could have one wish, it would be for 100 more wishes.

We would use one of them to have Lou's replacement be a Mexican illegal.

Oh say can you si? Mr. Dobbs!

Hasta la vista, jerkface.

We love Mad Men, thought the last two episodes of season three ranks up there with the best that television has ever offered. We particularly thought Betty Draper stepped up her game and delivered a ballsy steely performance...

Give Caitlin Upton credit. She was the butt of a national joke, also in the Iraq and the South Africa, as such, but she had the gumption to do a bit for Kimmel. It seems our pristine queen is unaware where babies come from...