Well, no, not all of them anyway. Speeches are merely words. Convoluted electoral delegate rules that may or may not apply to Hillary, well, those actually mean something. Senator Clinton's supporters are so angry they won't...

Communism, Schmmounism. No repressive regime can hold inflatable Conan down. Not even you, Matt Lauer. Go ahead and try to hide behind the Red Curtain, dancing Big Red is going global. 

Better her than Joe Biden...

Everyone's favorite presidential historian/humorist heads to Denver and learns one universal truth: Hooters girls aren't politically astute, but they will sell you fried chicken wings, so Mission Accomplished. 

NBC carried the Olympics, but it seems like Dave is scoring the big post-Beijing "gets." Here, he can barely contain his erection, excitement at having the back-to-back gold medal winning duo of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri...

You may have been sucked in by Michelle Obama's warm personable patriotic opening night speech, but that just makes you a sucker. Like Fox News, Colbert knows the key to understanding what Michelle was really saying is to...

Lost among the Bolt and Phelps hype was the accomplishment of gold-medal decathlete Bryan Clay. Raised in Hawaii, Clay became the first to win the Olympic event in twelve years, racking up 8,791 points in ten events, a...

In case you're unaware, PUMA stands for "Party Unity My Ass." After Hillary's unequivocal pro-Obama speech, it's hard to imagine these angry cats will get much traction. But, they're all a bunch of racist babies anyhow, so...

"It's Colorado, the whole state's a beer ad." And thus, Aasif Mandvi throws down the golden gauntlet for a week of beer-soaked elitist Daily Show shenanigans. Wazzzuppppp, liberals? Toss the arugula, fist-bump your gay...

"Things do seem to be getting worse...and it's because people get stupider and stupider every election cycle." Ahhhhh, there's the Bill Maher we know and love. It warms the cockles of our jaded heart to have him back in the...

Oh, John Kerry, we hardly knew ya...which is why most of believed the Swiftboaters when they said you didn't actually serve in Vietnam, but rather in the jungles of Martha's Vineyard. Good news, everybody! The Daily Show ...

We don't run a lot of fanzine videos on Late Nite because they tend to have the production values of cable access and the depth of "Conan is SO Hotttt!!!" However, YouTuber Belinda Joy has created a clip of such wacky genius...

Fresh off her gold medal gymnastics performance, 16-year-old Shawn Johnson sits down with Letterman before heading home to a big Iowa hoedown. America's latest sweetheart thanks the "hair and makeup" people for making it look...

Somehow, we missed this clip of Brian Herzlinger at Comic-Con. It's for the best that we're a few weeks late though. Otherwise this Herzlinger cat would have been competing in our comedy cortex with Triumph's brilliant... ...

Senator John McCain dropped by the Tonight Show and pretends to nod off in the interview, just like he did when he visited Conan in July. He also throws out the idea of Leno as VP, which would probably appeal to his base of...