If you have a problem, and there's no-one you can turn to, tell your local police to take a flying leap and hire the A-Team. Or, uh, if you're lacking in cash, you can consider the B-Team. And so on down the line until, God help you, you reach out to F-Team.
The sad reality is that if just ONE more person was blaring one of those iditotic and annoying things, the USA would have won one Saturday. That's a fact.
If you're fed up with the World Cup or any faction of your local sports conglomerate, try getting into a new sport: cat weight lifting. No, you don't lift the cats. You merely watch them exert their super tom powers as they...