The Daily Tube review
Jesus H. Christ did not sign the Declaration of Independence just so some namby-pamby Seattle do-gooder could get the city's fireworks display moved away from an abandoned gas plant. That isn't why Jesus died on the Washington Monument for us.
Knowing you Schroeder, you probably didn't even bring any presents for pret-ty girls. You meddlesome...
The Daily Tube review
Pound sand, Lee Greenwood!
A goofy, feminist, left-leaning, comedienne promoting the Burggie while eating mayonnaise on basic cable?
God bless the UUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Happy 4th, y'all.
The Daily Tube review
If there is a certainty in the day-to-day reportage of our beloved television news anchors, it's that celebrity deaths bring out their dignified best. Too often, their work during these moments of third-party sadness for the...
The Daily Tube review
In the Philippines, an annual parade is held where locals dress up roasted pigs in costume. (No, that's not a joke.) This year's delicious theme? Swine flu!
Enjoy your hot dogs this weekend, Kobayashi.
The Daily Tube review
The Daily Tube review
As you rapidly devour your third cheeseburger, in order to be first in line for the patriotically-decorated Bundt cake, take a moment to ponder the words of Missouri state representative Cunthia Cynthia Davis:
"Hunger can be...
