You know, they can't all turn out like a plodding Bible-thumping quarterback destined for the Canadian Football League. There's a lot more of us Jeffs than there is of you Tebows. So yes, we will remain pro-choice knowing what most children turn out like as adults, and because there's a good chance the whole Tim Tebow could've-been-aborted story is...

To the liberals Emanuel has this to say, "I'm trying to get shit done here: so F*CK YOU!"
And to Sarah Palin calling him out on Facebook, "What are you, 14? Grow the f*ck up!"
Yep, that about sums it up. Carry on with the...


He totally would make a good pool boy. As long as his duties involve boning an old lady while staying out of the pool.
So, in other words, plans are working exactly like Demi Moore drew them up.
