Stephen Colbert?
Well, at least the Knicks would be a lot funnier. Not as funny as when Isiah Thomas was running the team into the ground and Starbury was throwing a truck party, but funnier than than not getting King James.

We used to live in Milwaukee and we more or less lived on Kopp's frozen custard, brautwurst and the malty beverages that made the town famous. Frozen custard, as opposed to yogurt, is made with butter. And lots of it....

