Ford is making up for being naughty about the bailout situation by unveiling a new car that will give penny-pinchers plenty of value for their dollar: the 1993 Ford Taurus.  The car is guaranteed to run, but options are...

Full disclosure: Not all that many of the videos we post make us laugh out loud. This one did...a whole lot. Watch it.

Former SI swimsuit model Molly Sims is out to prove that she's more than a pretty face. And this is 2009. In 2002, she was much, MUCH more than a pretty face.

The most popular energy drink in America waits for you in stores, ready to provide you with extra pep and withdrawl symptoms.  Better than smack, baby.

Breakthroughs in technology have finally brought us to the point where we no longer have to starve to death between breakfast and dinner.  Try "lunch" today, and see how satisfied you'll be!

One lucky boy gets his chance to meet his soap opera hero.

Side note: It's good to see that the internet has deemed it OK to make fun of MTV's Fanatic, a show that came out literally ten years ago. Next up: a trenchant...