By explaining it doesn't really present "the news."

Of course, the liberal media is spinning that into how Barack Obama is winning the WAR AGAINST FOX NEWS!

Don't tread on Glenn Beck, though. He's a freedom fighter. This...

We're over the slutty nurse thing.

Maybe our libidos waned with age, but we've gotten all angry old man about Halloween.

"Listen, sonny. When I was your age Halloween was all about little kids making crappy homemade costumes...

Here, in all its Pythonian glory, is the Q&A from last Thursday's reunion of all the living members (God bless you, Michael Palin!) and a cardboard cutout of the dead guy, Graham Chapman. The boys are in rare form, doing away...

On Wednesday night, Monty Python (minus the genius Michael Palin) got together and took over Late Night. Jimmy Fallon didn't know what hit him; It was a comedy nerd's wet dream. But before we get into the reunion of old...

By now, you've probably heard that CBS news producer "Joe" Halderman allegedly tried to extort $2 million from David Letterman in exchange for keeping mum on Dave's office flings (they both dated Stephanie Birkitt.) Once it...

It's a sad fact that any time a racist criticizes Barack Obama, somebody blames it on racism. It's a patently unfair double standard that Glenn Beck isn't allowed to share his beliefs that Obama has a secret plan to take...

Wait a second!?! You mean to tell us Barack Obama was a black man before he was elected President of these here United States.

Good thing it didn't get out and cost him the 2008 election. 

For all of you out there who use to say to yourself: "You know, I'd enjoy The Tonight Show a lot more if Jay sat in a chair next to his guests."

Victory is yours!

He's got Seinfeld and Oprah, so never let it be said the big-...

"R.E.M. is right...That's me in the corner, losing my healthcare."

Our conscience tells us that we should abhor Jake Byrd doing what he does at a healthcare rally, where citizens are trying to get their point across about the...

A study found that twice as many white kids know how to swim as black kids. This discrepancy doesn't sit right with Jimmy Kimmel, so he heads back to his favorite barbershop to find out why 60% of African-Americans don't take...

The internet is a wild and woolly place, filled with roughly 99.999% crap. However, the occasional spot of genius makes all the hours we surf here at The Daily Tube worthwhile.

This is a 1975 clip in which Johnny Carson and...

Real Time reporter/comedian Dana Gould visits two California health care events on the same day and shows the stark difference between douchebags yelling about Nazis and people in dire need of alieviating their pain.

One is a...

Wing Pang needs to become part of the Tonight Show's merry band of idiots. Sooner than later. He's got a sarcastic potty mouth, loves discount chicken, and drops the kind of idiosynchratic bon mots that meld perfectly with...

The thing is, it's easy to laugh at the "Birthers," to mock them as a fringe element, to label them wackos, and to assume they will crawl back to their fortified bunker once their "Obama isn't the President" stance gets...

What's truly amazing here is that Captain Kirk makes all of Palin's nonsense sound so sensible...and sexy.

Damnit-all, we miss Sarah so much. There is no way we will live long or prosper without her.

Come back, pretty lady!