According to baseball lore, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter in San Diego in 1970 under the influence of a certain psychedelic substance.  Here, courtesy of sports design collective No Mas, James...

This music video serves not only as an ode to how awesome ninjas are (they changed European history, ya know), but also as a thumpin' dance tune to take you through to the weekend.  Enjoy!

You've seen Paranormal Activity (or at least enough trailers and spoofs to get the gist).  Now be prepared to be absolutely terrified by... Sexual Activity!

In honor of Halloween, the world's vampires got together to conspire to bring themselves back into the public eye.  This time, they're probably going to really kill us all (if they can ever get their act together).

The Auto-Tune crew tunes into the latest silliness in politics and world affairs: Obama's Nobel Prize, health care follies, even Hugo Chavez' sick UN air guitar.

Ellen Page and Justin Long guest-star in this edition of Crappy Holidays, where a lonely Canadian gets to celebrate her Thanksgiving by sharing a main course not to be outdone by any American feast. In honor of Canadian...

Whod'a thunk douchebags in Christian Audigier solving mysteries could actually be more homoerotic than the actual Hardy Boys?

One of them is an enemy of forward-thinking Americans. The other is the Taliban.

Prescription medication designed to increase eyelash growth is a real thing. That is a problem. Said medication actually causes problems similar to the ones in this Funny Or Die video. That is a bigger problem. But hey, let's...

What if Sterling Cooper was populated with Massholes? Goodbye Brooks Brothers suits, Scotch and cigarettes. Hello, Sawx hats, Bud pounders, gay slurs and... date rape, maybe.

Somewhere, there are people who actually thought this would become reality. We were actually disappointed by Tuesday's speech—the best advice he could've given those kids was to get cooler parents.

So Gus Porter (Thomas Haden Church), American legend, was roaming across the boarder into Canada and gets mauled by a bear.  But would a true-blue American patriot submit to treatment by Canadian communist/ fascist/ socialist/

There's nothing more American than an everything-must-go sale. Now that healthcare reform is in the dumper, we'll have the opportunity to pay for lots of cool new stuff! Like police! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Thou shalt always remember that reality television is not real.  The producers make these ladies seem a lot crazier than they really are in real life.

Getting worried about how much private data Google collects on your browsing habits?  We didn't think you were, but just in case, there's a new option the juggernaught is offering users.  By using Google's new Opt Out option,...