All we can say is:

Hey Slovenia, suck our Red, White and Blue Popsicles!

We're just waking up on the couch after that epic NBA game seven, clearing off the empty bottles, throwing on a pot of coffee and commencing televised...

Game is so on, you piece of limey f*ck.

We got three words for you, Weems:

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Holy everything worth living for, it's World Cup time! If you need us, we'll be ass-then-face-planted at the bar until July...

C...

Conan O'Brien's "Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour" wrapped up in New York City this week and Dance Team Coco was out in full force. To the sugary syrupy sexy sounds of "Pour Some Sugar on Me," Coco...

Well, the avuncular jolly Roger Ebert gave it a one-star review that opened with, "Some of these people make my skin crawl."

We'll say, unequivocally, yes.

If this is how you choose to spend your holiday weekend, the...

True story, we're lost when it comes to Lost. Not in a "What's going on?" way, but more of a "What's the deal with this show anyway?"

Never saw it, don't know who these two dudes giving spoliers are, and the only Smoke...

"Needless to say, we didn't have Facebook when I was growing up. We had phone books, but you wouldn't waste an afternoon on them," Betty White, savior of the internet universe.

And a damned national treasure to boot.

Jimmy Kimmel says no.

But we think anyone who eats a Double Down is kinda fruity.

We post this New York magazine "Last Night on Late Night" compilation for one reason:

Donald Glover nails Tracy Morgan better than a Harlem stripper.

That's the thing about impressions, kids. It's whomever gets there first.

O...

Bernie Goldberg is the Fox News troll who paints liberals/Democrats with a broad brush, noting that they think everyone who doesn't live on the coasts are a bunch of jerks, and that they don't have babies with Down Syndrome...

Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens is stepping down after 35 years on the bench. He'll be 90 when this term ends, which proves one thing. The man is a quitter.

JPS (not to be confused with SJP who is anything but a...

Here's the trailer for Star Wars: Uncut, a mash-up of 15-second clips posted on the interwebs by every Tom, Dick and Boba Fett in this galaxy and ones far far away.

If you watching this in public, keep your head on a swivel....

Based on projections, as we sit here in New York City right now:

Mets 162-0

Yankees 0-162

Suck it, Jeets!