If the election were a game show (instead of a reality show), the Democrats would have even less to worry about. Paired with a frustrated Colin Powell, Sarah Palin picks a political category while playing the "$800 Billion...

A contest between the Joe Biden of Jason Sudeikis and the Sarah Palin of Tina Fey is no contest really. It's much more of a decisive victory for the Alaskan Governor than the one the McCain camp is claiming from last Thursday....

During this trying autumn, The Onion News Network will keep a vigilant watch on the dangers of the changing season and the effects it may have on our lifestyle.  If you thought raking leaves was going to be the worst this...

In order to dispel rumors of plastic surgery, Kim Kardashian has posted a picture of herself as a bikini-clad teen to prove she's all natural. We're sure many skeptical guys will be demanding more proof... and more pictures.

Here it is folks: the official Love Lockdown video and it sure doesn't dissappoint. Kanye is shown in a stark white room wearing white himself and bemoaning his loveless fate while his inner emotions and desires take shape...

As Obama and McCain clashed last night, we were following 10 easy rules to make the whole thing more fun.  Dearest, most darling alcohol, is there any situation you can't fix? If you're planning on doing this for the last of...

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin -- the country's former president and current strongman -- has decided to make his profile a bit more manly, and he's done so by rescuing journalists, fishing shirtless and, now, filming...

After a long debate, the race is over. No, not the one between McCain and Obama - the fan video contest for Radiohead's Reckoner, sponsored by aniBoom. The winner? Clement Picon of France. Although he may only be a fan, his...

"If Paul Newman's drinking a case of beer a day, count me in." Dave starts off his touching tribute with a joke, then tells an awesome story about two cars Paul Newman had built, one each for he and Dave. They were Volvo...

Comic Sarah Silverman has a brilliant idea: all the Jewish grandkids around the country, get on a plane, fly to Florida, and get your Bube to vote Obama!  Why?  For one, he wants to protect Social Security.  For another, his...

Paul Newman, beloved actor and superhero activist, passed away on September 26, 2008 of cancer. Newman's been a fan favorite for decades and across dozens of movies. But his cool persona reached far beyond Hollywood, raising...

007 fans have a reason to celebrate with this fall's Quantum of Solace, continuing Daniel Craig's rejuvenation of the character. Alicia Keys' sparkling piano and Jack White's grinding guitar join forces for Another Way to Die,...

You've seen the picture--or one similar to it, doubtlessly--but you still don't know what dogs talk about when they get together and, uh, play poker. As it turns out, they talk about the same things as humans: the finest tail,...

Better late than never, right? BarelyPolitical.com's sexy star finally jumped on the Palin bandwagon with this surprisingly funny movie trailer spoof which chronicles the humble origins of the beauty queen-cum-VP juggernaut....

David Letterman doesn't respond well to people canceling appearances on his show, so when John McCain suspended his campaign and refused to appear on the show, Letterman ripped him a new one. Then Keith Olbermann comes on to...