We're with Mr. Cuddles. There is no way sitting through an entire hour with Sean Hannity would be preferable than ending it with dignity.
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In honor of the 70th anniversary of the first synthesization of LSD, No Mas brings us a hilarious animated tale of a professional baseball player who tripped pretty hard before he found out he was the starting pitcher for the...

Bill, fresh off his badgering George Clooney in Fantastic Mr. Fox, has taken up reading once again.
And dressing like a gay French neer-do-well!
The holidays have come early this year, kids!





By explaining it doesn't really present "the news."
Of course, the liberal media is spinning that into how Barack Obama is winning the WAR AGAINST FOX NEWS!
Don't tread on Glenn Beck, though. He's a freedom fighter. This...




We're over the slutty nurse thing.
Maybe our libidos waned with age, but we've gotten all angry old man about Halloween.
"Listen, sonny. When I was your age Halloween was all about little kids making crappy homemade costumes...
