The mega-bestseller from Sarah Palin has a mind of its own. It doesn't play by your conventional rules, it does what it thinks is best for the country, at least the part where igloos be. Going Rogue isn't afraid to take out a...

As one who was raised Catholic, attended Catholic school for 12 years, Marquette University for four years, and spent a year doing volunteer work for the church, all there is to be said is...

You missing the point.

Jesus...

We're with Mr. Cuddles. There is no way sitting through an entire hour with Sean Hannity would be preferable than ending it with dignity. 

Thanks for watching. 

No joke. We're serious. It happened. 

All because of a little something Jon Stewart likes to call "television footage." 

Bill, fresh off his badgering George Clooney in Fantastic Mr. Fox, has taken up reading once again. 

And dressing like a gay French neer-do-well! 

The holidays have come early this year, kids! 

He's not saying that Hitler is stealing Glenn Beck's internal organs, but take a look inside your large intestine...

IT'S ALL THERE!

Acorns, Glenn Beck's hemorrhoids, appendicitis, and livers and stomachs organ-izing together...

If you don't get a warm feathery fuzzy watching Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Big Bird about life on Sesame Street, then...

We don't want to believe people like that exist. They're phantoms, like Mr. Snuffleupagus. 

He doesn't...

There's only one way to settle this, on the field. And by field, of course, we mean a urine-filled parking lot thick with homophobic cracks, drunken wrestling, tramp stamps, x-rated language, and enough beer to drown the I-95...

We're over the slutty nurse thing.

Maybe our libidos waned with age, but we've gotten all angry old man about Halloween.

"Listen, sonny. When I was your age Halloween was all about little kids making crappy homemade costumes...

The First Lady looks beyond resplendent in her flowery print dress with bow tie accent. She and Jill Biden are encouraging citizens to support military families through some means of volunteer work, which is why she took the...

84 years ago -- on October 23, 1925 -- Johnny Carson was born in Corning, Iowa. The late night legend would go on to deliver his Tonight Show monologue an astounding 4,531 times. In light of NBC's current woes, we've been...

For those of you who don't know your late night history, Jack Parr was the host of the Tonight Show from 1957-62 when it was still based in New York. He famously got into hot aqua for interviewing Fidel Castro, who is,...

Here, in all its Pythonian glory, is the Q&A from last Thursday's reunion of all the living members (God bless you, Michael Palin!) and a cardboard cutout of the dead guy, Graham Chapman. The boys are in rare form, doing away...