The media didn't want to portray the current American Olympic hero, Michael Phelps, in this way, so they kept the footage hidden.... until now!  This shocking leaked footage shows the REAL Michael Phelps and his most...

Aquaman took a little heat last week for deciding to put his famous mug on boxes of Frosted Flakes instead of its healthier doppleganger Wheaties. Just wait until the national do-gooders find out Phelps is endorsing...

Introducing POTUS candidate Sean Masterson, nominee of the Republicratic party. He couldn't give a sh*t, or could he? Your wishes are Masterson's commands. He's running on a strict "whatever you want me to be" platform, which...

Necktie Asians living above frozen yogurt shops are suddenly not the deciding demographic for the '08 election. New data from polls suggests that a slew of new groups will have a significant affect on the election, including...

In the next installament from Hader and Co., our hero deals with the five-minute rule and a girlfriend who, for some reason, isn't into the whole "spend a couple weeks waiting in line for a movie" thing.

So by now you've seen the guy who dances around the world.  What's stopping a similarly enterprising fellow from running across God's green earth... naked?  Evidently nothing, as this clip proves.  In the beautiful summer of 2...

Just in time for the Olympics, a terrifying epidemic is breaking out across China.  Where some experts suspect avian flu, the Chinese government has diagnosed it differently: "Olympic Fever"!  Symptoms include sores,...

One of the Original Kings of Comedy, Bernie Mac died this weekend at the age of 50.  From his start telling jokes for spare change, to his starring roles in films like Ocean's Eleven and his own TV show, Mac brought a...

So this is a highly unauthorized sneak peak clip, albeit a short one, of Gilbert Gottfried's perfomance at the upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, airing on August 17.  We'll get to the point--it involves the Olsen...

This remarkable documentary (inspired by 2005's epic March of the Penguins) about the life cycle of loose college girls took almost 2 days and over 6 million gallons of beer to produce. Here we see the females of the species...

Pro b-ballers Steve Nash and Baron Davis made this parody of the trailer for Will Ferrell's Step Brothers.  Apparently the two point guards have plenty of moves even when they're off the court, and they want to start a...

As the Chinese get ready for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, the panelists on the Onion News Network's "In The Know" question the true intentions of their preparations.  In case you haven't heard the news, the Chinese...

Human chameleon Harry Shearer dresses in Karl Rove drag and lets loose with a salute to the modern-day Machiavelli who lays great claim to having wrecked the country over the past eight years. ("Turd Blossom" was the...

After a rough week battling it out with his ex in common pleas court, Donnie's back at the Photoshop to teach us a technique called "displacement."  Basically, it involves bitterness, resentment, and fitting a graphic element...

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Gonzo journalist Morgan Spurlock will do anything for a good story.  For his next project, the host of the FX network's 30 Days makes like the B-vampire-movie 30 Days of Night and decides to become a vampire for a month, just...