Yes, we're hoping upon hoping what you're hoping too. But we don't want to jinx it. We'll simply tune into Saturday Night Live in the hopes that a certain bespectacled TV-comedy-writerly sexpot morphs into another certain...

The mega-bestseller from Sarah Palin has a mind of its own. It doesn't play by your conventional rules, it does what it thinks is best for the country, at least the part where igloos be. Going Rogue isn't afraid to take out a...

As one who was raised Catholic, attended Catholic school for 12 years, Marquette University for four years, and spent a year doing volunteer work for the church, all there is to be said is...

You missing the point.

Jesus...

We're with Mr. Cuddles. There is no way sitting through an entire hour with Sean Hannity would be preferable than ending it with dignity. 

Thanks for watching. 

Who cares that it's half-assed and phony?

SEAN HANNITY APOLOGIZED TO JON STEWART!!!

You effing nailed him, Stewart. Bow down and grovel, Hannity.

You're through! 

No joke. We're serious. It happened. 

All because of a little something Jon Stewart likes to call "television footage." 

Bill, fresh off his badgering George Clooney in Fantastic Mr. Fox, has taken up reading once again. 

And dressing like a gay French neer-do-well! 

The holidays have come early this year, kids! 

He's not saying that Hitler is stealing Glenn Beck's internal organs, but take a look inside your large intestine...

IT'S ALL THERE!

Acorns, Glenn Beck's hemorrhoids, appendicitis, and livers and stomachs organ-izing together...

There's only one way to settle this, on the field. And by field, of course, we mean a urine-filled parking lot thick with homophobic cracks, drunken wrestling, tramp stamps, x-rated language, and enough beer to drown the I-95...

In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon...

84 years ago -- on October 23, 1925 -- Johnny Carson was born in Corning, Iowa. The late night legend would go on to deliver his Tonight Show monologue an astounding 4,531 times. In light of NBC's current woes, we've been...

For those of you who don't know your late night history, Jack Parr was the host of the Tonight Show from 1957-62 when it was still based in New York. He famously got into hot aqua for interviewing Fidel Castro, who is,...

Here, in all its Pythonian glory, is the Q&A from last Thursday's reunion of all the living members (God bless you, Michael Palin!) and a cardboard cutout of the dead guy, Graham Chapman. The boys are in rare form, doing away...

Guy risks his life in the forest everyday, just so you can have a piece of paper to doodle upon.

If he wants to put on women's clothes and hang around in bars, well fine by us. Whatever keeps him sane while cutting down those...

On Wednesday night, Monty Python (minus the genius Michael Palin) got together and took over Late Night. Jimmy Fallon didn't know what hit him; It was a comedy nerd's wet dream. But before we get into the reunion of old...