There's only one way to settle this, on the field. And by field, of course, we mean a urine-filled parking lot thick with homophobic cracks, drunken wrestling, tramp stamps, x-rated language, and enough beer to drown the I-95...

In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon...

84 years ago -- on October 23, 1925 -- Johnny Carson was born in Corning, Iowa. The late night legend would go on to deliver his Tonight Show monologue an astounding 4,531 times. In light of NBC's current woes, we've been...

For those of you who don't know your late night history, Jack Parr was the host of the Tonight Show from 1957-62 when it was still based in New York. He famously got into hot aqua for interviewing Fidel Castro, who is,...

Here, in all its Pythonian glory, is the Q&A from last Thursday's reunion of all the living members (God bless you, Michael Palin!) and a cardboard cutout of the dead guy, Graham Chapman. The boys are in rare form, doing away...

Guy risks his life in the forest everyday, just so you can have a piece of paper to doodle upon.

If he wants to put on women's clothes and hang around in bars, well fine by us. Whatever keeps him sane while cutting down those...

On Wednesday night, Monty Python (minus the genius Michael Palin) got together and took over Late Night. Jimmy Fallon didn't know what hit him; It was a comedy nerd's wet dream. But before we get into the reunion of old...

We're giving you the latest Eric Idle version, but we suggest clicking right here to get straight from the cross.

Life is quite absurd and death is the final word.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Have a hell of a...

If these hard economic times come crashing down on Comedy Central, don't worry about Stephen. After hitting the courts with local tennis star James Blake, he's ready to become a top-ranked champion--

Holy Foot Foul! That...

What are we to make of Glenn Beck?

Is he a:

Fraud?

Insufferable douchebag?

Hypocritical rodeo clown?

Real American Hero?

Emmy-worthy actor extraordinaire?

Stephen Colbert lite?

Televangelist?

Wackjob? Nutball? Crackpot?

S...

Both ballers and shot-callers have been hit hard by the recession. As we learned last week, rapper Slim Thug had to make some tough choices about who gets dropped from the posse and whether to hit the strip club...for dinner.

Remember the good old days when "Mo' Money" meant "Mo' Problems?" Try telling that to a proud rapper who downgraded his posse thanks to the recession. 

Cristal has become Boone's Farm, there's a 60% reduction in video hos,...

Dave apologizes to his wife, says the philandering is in the past and admits he's got his work cut out him. Dave believes you can't let the bad guys win, but he hurt a loved one in the process and for that, that he's sorry. 

Did the Belly Buster Burger burst Brad's belly? Or did Brad burst the Belly Buster Burger's beefy bubble?

The saga continues. 

Be forewarned it includes drinking, vomiting and the eating of trout brains. Brad Sciullo will do...

Brad Sciullo has a dream. The 15-year-old competitive eater wants to show the world that anything is possible by eating the 15 lb. 30,000 calorie "Belly Buster" burger. His dream is to eat something no human being should ever...