



There's only one way to settle this, on the field. And by field, of course, we mean a urine-filled parking lot thick with homophobic cracks, drunken wrestling, tramp stamps, x-rated language, and enough beer to drown the I-95...





In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon...

84 years ago -- on October 23, 1925 -- Johnny Carson was born in Corning, Iowa. The late night legend would go on to deliver his Tonight Show monologue an astounding 4,531 times. In light of NBC's current woes, we've been...


For those of you who don't know your late night history, Jack Parr was the host of the Tonight Show from 1957-62 when it was still based in New York. He famously got into hot aqua for interviewing Fidel Castro, who is,...

Here, in all its Pythonian glory, is the Q&A from last Thursday's reunion of all the living members (God bless you, Michael Palin!) and a cardboard cutout of the dead guy, Graham Chapman. The boys are in rare form, doing away...

